grinderman2:

me in high school: omg cant wait for college
me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave

(via urbancatfitters)

saddestblogger:

what keeps me up at night

(via lick-my-nipple)

iwasrepeals:

Snapchatting someone you like is SO much harder than snapchatting a friend. 

(via easilyhumored)

tbh-awkward:

license2tumbl:

penq-uin:

reginasmom:

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

w t f

oh my gah

my blog is official now

(Source: barfzuckerburg, via thelarrydildo)

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via famousest)

headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this

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fvming:

"You don’t have many followers"

Jesus only had 12

(Source: fvming, via thelarrydildo)

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

(via illegalmath)

constantbullshitting:

oilauren:

"I looked at my hand and my little finger was gone – the bone was sticking out. It’s the weirdest feeling; one second you’re fine and your little finger is there, and the next second it’s gone. It shoves reality up your backside. I was in so much pain and shock that the first thing that hit my head was the beat and the bass. The bass was hard, so I just ripped off my top, wrapped it around my finger and tied it up as tight as I could and skanked it out for half an hour. My mentality was, ‘I’ve only been here for an hour, I’ve paid £10 for this night, I’ve lost my little finger – am I seriously going to go? Nah, I’m going to skank until I can’t skank any more.’ After that, my mate dragged me down to the paramedics."

Friends later told him that a “bunch of stoners found [his] little finger and were playing catch with it.”

now THAT’S what i call a party

(via thelarrydildo)

taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re ugly

(Source: parasailin, via d0nn0)

(Source: what-purnpkin, via parasci13)

"Mom I have pumpkin in my eyebrows."

I’m in love with fall.

like-everybody-else:

Mother fucking MAN BUNS. These are the most beautiful men I have ever seen in my life and I fucking pray that longer hair becomes more popular. This is all I want.